

| The Frozen Toe Show is an authentic and entertaining one-hour program about "Real Alaskan Living", hosted by author and Professional Alaskan, Brookelyn Bellinger |

| Visitors often get a "canned" view of Alaska; they pan for gold in fake streams, watch reproduction dance hall girls from a bygone Gold Rush era, and buy lots of "Alaska" trinkets that are probably made in China. We Alaskans are often on our best behavior, the weather is usually pleasant, and the state's resources are beyond impressive. But in reality, Alaskans know that living here includes long, dark winters with dead car batteries and smoking woodstoves, shopping opportunities limited to the hardware store or a mouse click, and questionable addictions- like dogs and espresso. We are also just a tad obsessive about getting airline miles. But ours is a view that is often forgotten in favor of the more mundane themes of Alaska- like northern lights, bears, and that ever-lovin' Denali. The Frozen Toe Show corrects this oversight by teaching about outhouses, surviving moose attacks, and necessary Alaskan fashion accessories- like duct tape and multi-tools. The Frozen Toe Show teaches the realities of living the "cabin lifestyle" without running water and probably too many dogs, and teaches how to enjoy extreme sports- like throwing a cup of boiling water in the air at minus 20, or cutting back on TV in January. Many other top secrets of Real Alaskan Living are revealed. |

| "This program simultaneously grooms those who hope to become "proper" Alaskans, and keeps our population from swelling when the rest (the sissies) decide they don't want to live here." |

What the one-hour program includes:
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| To book Brookelyn for your event, or for more information, please contact her by clicking here. |