The Frozen Toe Guide to Real Alaskan Livin' Learn how to Survive moose attacks, endless winters, and life without indoor plumbing.

The Frozen Toe Table of Contents

Thanks to the Alaska State Council on the Arts for their support of Brookelyn's work by awarding her a grant which enabled her to meet with her publisher in Seattle.

The Frozen Toe is available now! Order it and read reviews at www.amazon.com

"This book is really a smorgasbord of equal parts entertainment and information with just a bit of crap mixed in."

Have you ever wanted to know what it's really like to live in Alaska?  Here's your chance to get secret insider information!  "The Frozen Toe Guide to Real Alaskan Livin" is filled with the wacky and wonderful realities that define Alaskan living.  There are no fluffy bears or listing for cheap tourist T-shirts.  Here you will find outhouse

races and giant vegetables, extreme racing athletes, and moose attack survivors.  Here is advice on how to endure Alaska's brutal winters without succumbing to constant inebriation, along with ideas for finding sleep under the midnight sun and how to develop a fashionable coffee addiction.  You will also find uniquely Alaskan recipes, like homemade cinnamon rose hip tea or cranberry liqueur, and instructions for how to eat sea urchin roe on crackers. And in case you were wondering, you will learn how to dress like an Alaskan. (This is not always pretty.)  And much, much more! This book is for the Alaska curious, the Alaskan wanna-be, and the sourdoughs who already call Alaska home.

"A hilarious new guide to life in the north."

*The author guarantees that if you don't like the book, it will make decent toilet paper.